10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- if u play for the thrill u are ill