10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!