10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)