10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Those eggs smell delicious!