10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack