10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus