10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)