10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.