10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Poker is for loners.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- It's Free To Fold...