10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones