10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "No river, no fish."