10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)