10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.