10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- im going to 2 out you to death
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez