10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
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- It's Free To Fold...