10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A