10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "No river, no fish."
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger