10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Welcome to kicker school
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- It's Free To Fold...
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright