10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.