10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it