10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."