10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
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- im going to 2 out you to death
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.