10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."