10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Fold and live to fold again
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.