10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.