10 Random Poker Quotes

• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• im going to 2 out you to death