10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson