10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for loners.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.