10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?