10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)