10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)