10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."