10 Random Poker Quotes

• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Welcome to kicker school
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.