10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.