10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth