10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.