10 Random Poker Quotes

• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson