10 Random Poker Quotes

• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.