10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Fold and live to fold again
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.