10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz