10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.