10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker