10 Random Poker Quotes

(after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
"I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright