10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak