10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "No river, no fish."
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.