10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?