10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."