10 Random Poker Quotes

• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Fook the floosh droo!
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "No river, no fish."
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway