10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.