10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Those eggs smell delicious!